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Friday, April 5, 2013

Cleanup On Aisle Douche Bag

Posted By: Heroic Henry - 12:54 PM


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This story is short. This week flew by fast. My boss was still a jerk, but nothing major happened that I could blog about, till today.

Work was slow today, so my duties of the day consisted of cleaning. I started at my desk, then the rest of the "sales department".

I put things back in their correct locations. I vacuumed the whole place except the office of my boss. The reason I didn't vacuum or clean his office is because I was saving the WORST for last.

I finally finished, then decided to go ahead and start cleaning his office. He was sitting at his chair, eating his McDoubles. (McDonalds)

I started picking up all the papers scattered on the floor because they looked important. I also picked up all the old fast food garbage all over the floor.  I cleaned his desk, dusted, and shined all his office equipment.

I was finally done. As soon as I was walking out of his office, he said, "John, You missed a few things".

He then threw 3 McDonalds wrappers on the floor of his office.

I responded with, "Are you serious right now? I just cleaned your whole office. The trash is right next to you!"

He responded angered with, "Pick it up, bitch".

I was so pissed that I almost quit right there and then. But then I realized that I couldn't quit because I had to many great benefits here.

I didn't say anything and picked up his trash.

Boss, you're an asshole.

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  1. I'm 16, and I know that for someone who never worked for a boss you would expect me to just say "QUIT!" and that's what I'm saying. Just quit. I'm sure there are better jobs out there with better bosses to work for. Isn't there? Or have I not seen life yet? :(

  2. Oh my god! That's so bloody rude! And I think he has zero manners! I wish he had another big boss and feel the pain of his own act

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